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Tuesday Focus: If Flash Fiction Were Chuck Norris...
I've long been a fan of Chuck Norris facts, a site devoted to telling the world about the unworldy bad-assness of Mr. Norris. Here's a list of 9 facts I "borrowed" from their site, to help you embrace the fearless face of flash.
- When FlashFiction jumps in a pool, FlashFiction doesn't get wet. The pool gets FlashFictioned.
- In Spain, the people may be running from the bulls. But the bulls are running from FlashFiction.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures FlashFiction has allowed to live.
- FlashFiction can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
- FlashFiction is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- If at first you don't succeed, you're not FlashFiction.
- FlashFiction doesn't get frostbite; FlashFiction bites frost.
- FlashFiction can slam a revolving door.
- After FlashFiction visited the Virgin Islands, they were just called the Islands.
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