Ran­dall Brown Mr. Pres­i­dent, dur­ing the test you will be shown a series of inkblot images. Look at each inkblot for a moment and then tell me what you per­ceive. [Shows the pres­i­dent first image.] What I don’t see is col­lu­sion. Every­one says that. There is no col­lu­sion. Look­ing, look­ing, and there’s no col­lu­sion between Trump and […]

Christo­pher Allen’s OTHER HOUSEHOLD TOXINS now ship­ping.

Rod Rod­den­berg, The World’s Worst Erot­i­ca Writer.

Flash Fic­tion Reprint from Joseph Pfis­ter: “But Tim­my didn’t move.”

Flash fic­tion reprint from Avi­tal Gad-Cyk­man: “This flash is some­thing of a ‘time trav­el sto­ry.’”

Dia­logue fol­lowed by descrip­tion of voice as end­ings in flash fic­tion.

The Trumps’ Genius 

The Wednes­day Flash Song fea­tures songs under three min­utes. Here is The Whites Stripes with “You’re Pret­ty Good Look­ing (For a Girl).” Oh yeah you’re pret­ty good look­ing for a girl but your back is so bro­ken and this feeling’s still gonna linger on until the year 2525 now

The After­life                                                    

Flash Fic­tion Reprint: “For the third April morn­ing in a row, Dr. Swift has turned off his pager.”