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Top Ten Perks of Being a Flash Fiction Writer

  1. You get a lot of great that's what she said moments, such as "I think it should be longer" and "Well, that was quick."
  1. You get to walk around singing, "Who writes short shorts We write short shorts They're such short shorts We like short shorts Who writes short shorts We write short shorts."
  1. You get to write it, edit it, submit it, get it accepted, and see it published all in the same day.
  1. You get to come up with your own name for what you write: compressed fiction, half-pinters, pocket fiction, stingy stories, and so on.
  1. You can be judged as major leaguers are: 3 hits out of 10 gets you in the Hall of Fame!
  1. Imagine saying you have three-hundred, five-hundred, one thousand pieces published! Imagine how great you must be to accomplish such a thing!
  1. I once got paid $500 for 5 fifty-word stories. That's $2 a word. Even Stephen King can't get that.
  1. It's like poetry. Only it's prose!
  1. It's Internet-ready!
  1. You can write endlessly about Hemingway's six-word story: They're baby shoes! Never worn! And they're for freakin' sale!

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